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December 03, 2019

IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I'LL MAKE IT ANYWHERE

A couple decided to have Sunday morning sex on a Manhattan subway platform in front of shocked riders and now police are trying to identify them.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Jeff Meyerson)

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Police are trying to identify the shocked riders?

All of them, I would think.

To think I did all that
And may I say - not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I screwed her my way

A-a-a-a-a-l-l-l a-b-o-o-o-a-r-d!

Several subway riders had to be treated after attempting to put bleach in their eyes.

I must admit, I have seen a lot in the subways over the decades, some of it really gross, but I have never - thankfully - seen this.

Luckily, it wasn’t two great white sharks.

“It was unclear if they got on the train after they got off”. Heh heh.

If they had sex on the beach they could also do some perineum sunning. Multitasking.

Another side effect of the high cost of New York Housing.

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