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December 03, 2019

CSI: GUERNSEY

Guernsey Police have asked for the public's help in tracking down a cushion which has gone missing from a boat moored in the QE2 marina.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Aren't there any Targets or Walmarts there? I'm pretty sure they sell boat cushions.

In other news, a man was reported running through the streets of Kalispell brandishing a tan, cream, and blue striped cushion.

The police sound like they have a cushy job.

Rod Nunley--A friend who lives near Kalispell informs me the guy running naked through the streets packing a blue striped boat cushion and wearing a duck on a John Deere cap was tracked by cops to the edge of the lake where there were a lot of feathers floating. It is assumed the Flathead Lake Monster ate both the blue striped boat cushion and the duck. A BOLO was issued for the man, but since no reward was offered, he will likely remain anonymous.

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