BUT THEY DIED HAPPY
Jim Beam fined $600K in massive bourbon spill that killed fish
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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December 29, 2019
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A lot of people are reported to have gathered up many of those fish and placed them in a roaster pan. Then, after some cooking, threw the fish away and drank the gravy.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | December 29, 2019 at 12:49 PM
If the spilled bourbon hadn't killed them the hangovers would have.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2019 at 01:31 PM
Proof that fish have no self-restraint.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | December 29, 2019 at 03:05 PM
Please open your baskets.
You have:
- Bourbon
= Fish
You have 1 minute.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | December 29, 2019 at 05:34 PM
In 1854, after 15 years of trying, Sam Houston's wife convinced him to be baptized in the river. Afterwards, a reporter asked Sam, a notorious drinker, if he felt like his sins really had been washed away.
He replied, "I sure hope so. But if they have, Lord help the fish down below."
Posted by: Rod Nunley | December 29, 2019 at 09:52 PM
I don't know that I'd die happy drowning in Jim Beam. Jameson's, maybe. Or like the old letter from the Irish mother to her distant son, "I regret to inform you that your father passed away from falling in the vat while working at the Guinness plant. Six men tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely."
Posted by: padraig | December 30, 2019 at 09:38 AM