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December 05, 2019


You don't want to know.

(Thanks to Ralph)


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What's the apeel?

Art Basil has long been know as a big money laundry. People pay huge dirty bucks for an art work. Sell the art work and presto, you have clean money.

At least it's not $hit.

Is there anything that duct tape can't do?

It’s a steal compared to the gold toilet

DAY-O! . . . D-A-A-A-Y O
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come Mister Tally-man, tally me banana

~the inimitable Harry Belafonte

Imagine what an avocado would get.

But all the proceeds from avocado art would go to the Mexican drug lords who now control the avocado business.

This piece of...art...would have gone for millions in France.

I've done something similar. One night after chasing three kids around trying to get them in bed my husband asked me to get him a sandwich since I was up anyway. I duct taped it to his forehead after he drifted off. I wonder how much I could have gotten for that? He's lucky I didn't use a stapler.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
USPS. That's $240,000.00 C.O.D. for two bananas and some duct tape.

Let us not forget Holy Mother toast for $25K.

Can't wait to see apples and oranges together.

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