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December 13, 2019

WE CANNOT WAIT FOR THE TROPICAL SMOOTHIE CAFE FRISCO BOWL

Ranking college football's 40 bowl games

(Thanks to Mr. Joel Achenbach)

PRESUMABLY HE WORE A SKI MASK UNDER HIS PANTS

Man puts underwear on head to rob Moberly convenience store

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SOUNDS LIKE... FUN?

The Kensington Community Children's Co-operative has reportedly ditched Santa for its end of year party, dubbed a 'Celebration Picnic', and instead opted to bring in a 'Sustainability Pirate' for all the kids and their parents.

Key Parental Quote: "If anyone has any clues about the sustainability pirate and what drugs they were taking when they came up with that, I would like to know."

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE AGENDA SAID 'LUNCH WITH CULTURAL PRESENTATION'

The director of King County’s coordinating agency for homelessness is on paid leave following a dancer’s strip show at the agency’s annual conference on Monday.

(Thanks to Roberto)

IN WASHINGTON, WOULD ANYONE EVEN NOTICE?

Georgian parliament's meeting disrupted amid smell of faeces

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE'RE WITH THE BARS AND CLUBS

Man claims he's not allowed in bars and clubs 'because of his mullet'

(Thanks to Roberto)

ART UPDDATE

Dearborn's Arab American National Museum displays shawarma taped to wall

(Thanks to Ralph)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

12:57 p.m. A dog was sitting in the middle of the road.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS THE CONTINENT WHERE THIS HAPPENED

Woman finds 10-foot python in her Christmas tree

(Thanks to The Fourth George)

CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS AT WORK

The perfect crime.

(Thanks to Roberto)

AND IT WORKED

Colorado Man Shows Up For Jury Selection In Pink Bunny Suit

(Thanks to Linda Schutjer)

THE FUN NEVER STOPS

Get ready for a nightmarish ‘longer’ version of Monopoly

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "I'd rather be waterboarded.")

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, DUDE?

ELON Musk's Space X will be sending cannabis to the astronauts on the International Space Station (ISS).

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Rod Nunley)

THEY WERE BOTH AWARDED FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

The mother of all disguises: Son, 43, is caught dressing up as his 60-year-old mum so he could pass her driving test for her in Brazil

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

THE APOCALYPSE: IT'S DEFINITELY HERE

Thousands of ‘penis fish’ wash onto California beach

(Thanks to Roberto, Linda Schutjer, PirateBoy, Unholy Slacker, John Lobert, Janice Gelb, phamraross, Jay Brandes, Doug Ogg, Le Petomane, Dick [Har!] Lobo and Emily, Leslie and w)

 
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