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December 09, 2019

APPARENTLY IT WORKED

Humans learned to smile ‘to get sex’ in prehistoric times, study claims

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

THESE KIDS TODAY

African School Burned Down After Students Receive Bad Grades

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

JUST RICE FOR US, THANKS

“The meat is delicious but it is said that eating it results in oil leaking from the anus.”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

TACKLING THE REAL ISSUES

Trump claims Americans have to flush the toilet '10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once'

He's a little late to this issue.

(Thanks to many people)

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

Florida man charged for sexually assaulting stuffed Olaf from ‘Frozen’ toy

(Thanks to 14 million people)

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

4 arrested in SantaCon bar crawl in Hoboken

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

‘Santa Claus’ arrested at P&G toilet paper protest

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Walmart apologizes for sweater featuring Santa with cocaine

(Thanks to pharmaross, Kevin Meerschaert, Doug Ogg, Barry Nester and Michael Parry, who says "If Rudolph can have a red nose, why can’t Santa?")

Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Artificial Christmas Tree, Cops Charge

(Thanks to Fabian Marson and pharmaross)

Brewery Gets Fined After Featuring Reindeer Doing The Nasty On Its Beer Cans

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

NOTHING SAYS 'CHRISTMAS' LIKE... WHATEVER THIS IS

Giant, inflatable Ralphie goes on display outside ‘A Christmas Story’ house

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

ART BASEL REPORT

This blog traveled to Miami Beach yesterday to see the Art. We found a sign that should be posted at the Miami border.

American Sector

We also visited the wall where the famous $120,000 banana was taped up by an artist before it was eaten by another artist. Tragically there was no Art there any more, unless the wall itself is now Art, which we would not rule out.

Banana Wall

Nearby on the beach motorists were digging out from under one of the sandstorms that periodically paralyze traffic here.

Sandstorm

 
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