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December 04, 2019

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Jacksonville driver charged with DWI, accused of throwing urine-soaked socks at officer

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A woman who bought a baby shower gift at a Florida Goodwill store was shocked when the father-to-be opened the box and found a loaded semi-automatic rifle inside.

(Thanks to EricY)

HO HO HO

“Ditto.”

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO FEED THEM ON TIME

Dog starts house fire by switching on microwave

(Thanks to Barry Nester, Doug Ogg, Mark Schlesinger and Allen at Division)

WE ASSUME THE DRIVER WAS A MIAMI VALET, AND THE CAR WAS NOT HIS

'Cannonball Run' record broken with 27 hour, 25 minute cross-country drive

(Thanks to pharmaross)

JUST PRETZELS FOR US, THANKS

AirAsia is now serving its airplane food in a restaurant in Kuala Lumpur

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SEAMANSHIP

The court was told an inebriated Mr Piggott had attempted to steer the boat via remote control while the pair were intimate

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, who notes that “A Florida boating license is on the way.”)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

An NBA Player Wanted to Lose Weight. He Drank Beer.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL? II

Toy insiders and wincing parents tell The Post that the Buttheads Fart Launcher 3000 — a Nerf gun-like gadget that shoots farts instead of darts — is topping off kids’ wish lists this year.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT’S GOOD FOR SENIORS TO STAY ACTIVE

Japanese man, 71, arrested for 'making 24,000 complaint calls'

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Doug Ogg, Chris Elzi and Emily, Leslie and w)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Two teen boys and an 18-year-old from Franklin were released Monday after court hearings in connection with a portable toilet that “disintegrated” in an explosion Saturday, according to court and jail records.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUYS IN ACTION

Tiger walks record 800 miles in search of sex

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

CONDOMS MAKING NEWS

According to an affidavit, the victim wanted to leave after a couple of hours, but the woman said someone would be there with a condom soon.

This M’sian Doctor Invented A Sticky Unisex Condom That Does What Traditional Ones Can’t

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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