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December 03, 2019

WE USE AMAZON

How do you get semen from live great white sharks?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Kentucky Derby winner poop on sale for $200

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

CELEBRITY LIFESTYLE REPORT

Josh Brolin burns his ‘pucker hole’ while ‘perineum sunning’

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

NO, WE JUST DON'T CARE

Cats Do Have Facial Expressions, We're Just Bad at Reading Them, Study Shows

(Thanks to Dave N. and tembo samadi)

HOW ARE WE, AS A NATION, SUPPOSED TO GO ON?

America Braces for Possible French Fry Shortage After Poor Potato Harvest

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

UPDATE

One man in the Comox Valley decided to turn a widely publicized newspaper typo into reality by showing up to the downtown Courtenay Christmas parade dressed up as Satan.

(Thanks to Ralph)

CSI: GUERNSEY

Guernsey Police have asked for the public's help in tracking down a cushion which has gone missing from a boat moored in the QE2 marina.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE SAID, QUOTE, 'YO.'

We sent a signal to make contact with aliens on a distant 'Super Earth' — here's what we said

(Thanks to Dave N., who says "'GJ 273b' responded by grabbing their remote and changing the channel.")

WE ASSUME THEY'RE NOT PLAYING 'COPACABANA'

Scientists used loudspeakers to make dead coral reefs sound healthy. Fish flocked to them.

(Thanks to Dave N.)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Sperm whale found dead on Scottish island ‘explodes’ during necropsy, had 220 pounds of trash in stomach

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I'LL MAKE IT ANYWHERE

A couple decided to have Sunday morning sex on a Manhattan subway platform in front of shocked riders and now police are trying to identify them.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Jeff Meyerson)

 
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