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November 25, 2019

YOU HEARD HER

Check your exhaust pipes for condoms, Moorhead woman says

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Whatever happened to just shoving a potato up there?

Considering this week's forecast there calls for snow and highs in the teens, I have a feeling this prank may end very soon. It's hard to put a condom on a tailpipe when you're wearing mittens. Or so I've heard.

The Psychiatric Association will have to recognize a new malady - Tesla Owner's Tailpipe Envoy (TOTE); that feeling of inadequacy when there is no place to put the condom.

Clearly he was doing his part to protect the environment. Always use protection.

Marc--
Some friends who used to work with me in mental hospitals inform me several patients are already claiming disability caused by TOTE.

Tesla is thinking of adding a decorative tailpipe to stop these suits and advertise Tesla owners will, on occasion, expect to to receive a free potato.

Will my insurance company give me a "Safe Driver Discount"?

A condom on a Tesla wouldn't work anyway. Because if you own a Tesla, you've already been screwed.

Hey - we don’t want to start making cars without car companies getting their money.

We would place bubble-wrap around the tires of new coworkers cars in the underground employee parking area. (this was pre 911)

I won’t be needing the condoms, because I can’t even get a piece of tailpipe.

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