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November 21, 2019

WHEREAS BIBLICAL SCHOLARS BELIEVE HE WAS CLOSER TO BARRY MANILOW

Church builds huge baby Jesus statue — that looks like Phil Collins

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Besides capturing the essence of baby Jesus' Macrocephaly, the uncanny resemblance to Obama is astonishing.

Thanks for posting that, I needed a good laugh today.

A lot of churches object to having drums in the services. This is one way to get around the bias.

One of the items to draw in good drummers is that we have a system that allows for people with ankle bracelets to be recorded as being present.

WHEREAS BIBLICAL SCHOLARS BELIEVE HE WAS CLOSER TO BARRY MANILOW

*Grabs rosary and starts praying for Dave*

Well, he is Jewish, just as He is, so...

Yeah he does look like Phil Collins. Lol but he also does not look like a baby. He looks older. 22 foot. brother.

Lux Mundi is the name of the statue in Ohio, not the town, as the article implies. The town is Monroe, Oh..
So there.

Yeah, there certainly was something "In the Air Tonight" when they built this.

It looks like it's dancing to "Sussudio" or something.

Thanks a lot Rod Nunley. I've been trying to forget that dumb song for the past 30 years and now it's stuck in my head again. You will pay for that.

They're just trying to drum up some new congregants.

Rod beat me to it. But if you don't renumber it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

That's REMEMBER IT

Keep this up, Rod, and you're gonna get sue-sue-sued for inducing mental distress...

Of all the nonsense I've said in here, I confess I thought it would be something besides this that set everybody off. I must be doing a better job than I thought.

Attention corporate marketing mooks: Product placement opportunity — Pampers, Huggies or Luvs.

This is one of the best written stories I have read in months. Worthy of Hiaasen

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