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November 06, 2019

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Pringles to release 'turducken' flavored chips

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Great! They just saved me a lot of money I would have spent on a turkey.

Blech! Jeff Meyerson, didn't I tell you yesterday after you sent this to me that I didn't ever want to see this again?
Imagine the joyful looks on your family members faces when, instead of spending hours in the kitchen, you just give them each their own can of these special Pringles?

Release them where? Into the wild where they can breed like squirrels?

Doubtless John Madden gets a percentage of the sales.

I wasn't aware of the term "turducken" and was fixated on the "turd" part. My bad. And I won't be buying any.

"Customers will eat three times as many Pringles! Brilliant marketing, Smedley!"

I'm surprised those poor turduckens aren't on the endangered species list. They're going to become as extinct as the dodo bird if this alarming trend continues.

If I understand this right, a turducken is a turkey stuffed with a duck which is itself stuffed with a chicken. But what is the chicken stuffed with? A pigeon? A rat? A squirrel? Pringles? Duct tape?

That's turducked up.

"The kit will also include duck and chicken-flavored chips, along with cranberry sauce, stuffing and pumpkin pie flavors.


The three meat flavors can be stacked together for a "turducken" chip medley."

Or, you can just nail your tongue to the table.

The kit will also include duck and chicken-flavored chips, along with cranberry sauce, stuffing and pumpkin pie flavors.

And we all remember how well it went for Violet Beauregarde when she got to the dessert part.

Q. what they will taste like?

A. They will taste like "yours".

WE THOUGHT HOPED THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

There. Fixed the headline for you.

IF you waited this long to try them, you're too late, THERE ALL GONE!

Out of curiosity, how much were they charging for this magnificent feast?

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