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November 10, 2019

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

Aggressive gaggle of wild turkeys terrorizing 55-and-up community

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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Ground-level remake of The Birds.

Rumor has it the the problem will be solved by the night of November 27...

No different than the peacocks of Coconut Grove. But we accept that.

This whole article is for the birds.

Most of those turkeys are hens, not toms. And they're not over 55. Lock them up!

Can people join their gaggle?

Wild Turkey is 80 proof I think.

A gaggle of turkeys wondering into Geezer Acres would be looked upon as an early Thanksgiving dinner delivery.

The notion that turkeys are smart because they elude hunters so well is a myth. I've had to nudge them with my truck's bumper to get the damn things out of the road. They're dumber than the road itself.

"Toms" River? Ha!

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