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November 28, 2019

WE HAVE AVOIDED POSTING THIS, BUT PEOPLE KEEP SENDING IT IN...

So here.

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"...a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole... "

If it were that easy, none of our candidates would ever be in trouble.

“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer..."

Somehow I'm not influenced by this, though if the influencer were a snake in my toilet, I'm sure I'd receive all the energy I'd need.

That should have been captioned "Moron Alert."

Didn't Wellness Influencers get into USC when their parents paid $500,000 to make it look like they rowed crew?

Paint red circles on them and use them as target practice.

Perineum Sunning Influencers opened for Butthole Surfers.

This is the next step after vagina steaming on the Goop list.

Question for nursecindy - if I use a halogen lamp to sun my perineum how difficult is it to remove it later?

I have a retirement Cd which accrues by the Perineum as I sit here.


"Hello darkness my old friend" - the Sun

Now playing: Let the Sun Shine In from _Hair_

Mommy told me something all good kids should know
It’s all about the perverts, how I’ve learned to hate them so
She said they cause trouble when you lay upon the grass
They will never ever leave you once they spy your well-tanned “past”.

So let the sun shine in, helps if you’ve had gin
Smilers never lose and frowners never win

So let the sun shine in, helps if you’ve had gin
Open up your legs and let the sun shine in

When you are pant-less, the perverts wears a grin
But oh, they start a-running when the police come pouring in

I know they’ll be arrested, so I’ll never wear a frown
With a big ole vertical smile, they get tired of "seeing brown"

So let the sun shine in, helps if you’ve had gin
Streakers never lose and perverts never win.

So let the sun shine in
Hey, I need more gin!
Open up your legs and let the sun shine in

Where's the earth-destroying meteor they keep telling us is coming?

Bravo PirateBoy! Qaz, I'm not sure how difficult it would be to remove this but I'm pretty sure a surgeon would be involved and yes, when people do something stupid doctors and nurses do laugh at you behind your back.

That's just nuts!

@LizHackett on Twitter: "'Sunshine On My Asshole' is the unrecorded '70s album we all need now."

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