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November 07, 2019

SOUNDS PAINFUL

This blog's old journalisming pal Bob Morris passed along this email, which was sent to him under the subject line "Bob, what's worse than a misaligned shaft?"

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Like a titty-twister? Oh, probably the wrong joke.

*whistles*

Where's the Marquis de Sade when we need him?

A misaligned shaft with a vibration sensor? Doesn't sound like a big problem to me unless I'm reading this wrong.

Some people call that foreplay, he, wanderer?

A misaligned shaft can be expensive for those who raise cattle.

They say this shaft is misaligned...
(Shut your mouth)
I'm talkin' 'bout a shaft
(Then we can dig it)

That expensive sensor probably wouldn't be able to detect a "G" spot. Whatever that is.

I haven't been able to see my shaft for years, so no worries.

What's worse than a misaligned shaft?

An unlubricated coupler!

ha ha ha ha funny

A misaligned shaft? That's a fluke.

Seems like more of a problem for the receptive ladies...

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