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November 19, 2019

POOR BABIES!

Leaving N.J. for the holidays means dreaded self-serve gas. We’ve got you covered.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THERE GOES CHRISTMAS

Environmental regulators have put a halt to a Montana business association’s sale of sandwich bags of mining waste advertised as a “Bag O’Slag.”

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and Mark Schlesinger)

'PROBABLY NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE A CHEESE THAT LOOKED LIKE ME'

Iowa wrestling icon honored with giant cheese sculpture

(Thanks to Mark Joneschiet)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS ROUTINE

The morning commute on Interstate 5 near Lakewood was thwarted Monday morning by an unlikely series of events involving shrimp, cheesecake, a burning semitruck, and an SUV that crashed into multiple emergency-response vehicles while fleeing law enforcement.

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

GENEAOLOGY REPORT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Genealogy Report.

(Thanks to Eddie)

GUYS IN ACTION

...catch a falling bear.

(Thanks to John Criswell)

HEY, THERE'S NOT A LOT TO DO UP THERE

South Dakota says, 'Meth. We're On It,' and Twitter asks, 'Are you guys OK?'

(Thanks to Linda Schutjer, Bill Hudgins, John Criswell, Kevin Meerschaert, Stan Ruth, Rod Nunley, Jim and Roberto)

THE PERFECT CRIME

Florida Man on Probation Burglarizes Probation Office

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Rick and Morty fans are being given the chance to drive in a car with a giant Morty on the roof.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

THERE WILL BE HEARINGS

During an interview with MSNBC's Chris Matthews, Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) appeared to rip a massive fart live on the air.

(Thanks to many people)

November 18, 2019

HANDS-ON

A University of Miami professor who studies organized crime and drug cartels was accused Monday of engaging in a plot to launder millions in dirty money from Venezuela.

ATTENTION, MIAMI-AREA PEOPLE WHO APPRECIATE FINE MUSIC:

This does not concern you.

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Kentucky women accused of stealing two guinea pigs and tossing one during escape ratted out by one of their moms

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

'BE PREPARED FOR LONG LINES'

A giant brown inflatable poo emoji attracted dozens of people to Pioneer Square this weekend.

(Thanks to B'game)

TEN YEARS?

Forty-pound python crashes through a spa parlour's ceiling after 'hiding above the plasterboard for 10 YEARS'

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

ANYBODY SEEN CHARLIE SHEEN LATELY?

Hunter captures strange howl in northern Ontario woods

(Thanks to The Perts)

SO WHAT WOULD WHALE POOP BE WORTH?

Garbage Collector Finds Whale Vomit Worth Over $100,000

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Penn State Fans Go Wild After Condom Balloon Lands in End Zone

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THERE'S PROBABLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

A MAN with a fetish of stealing women's lingerie was busted with more than 1,000 items stashed at his home while wearing his a pair of stolen panties.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

November 17, 2019

WATCH THE ROAD LEADING TO FLORIDA

Bozeman police searching for suspect who hit fire hydrant with car, then stole it

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE NEWS FROM ASIA

You don't want to know.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MORE IS BETTER

Bar offers women free drinks based on how much they weigh

(Thanks to pharmaross)

November 16, 2019

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Angus man who tried to fly drone into Perth Prison claimed Romanian circus stole his chihuahua

(Thanks to Ed. Floden)

HE WILL ALSO BE THE ONLY VIEWER

Nicolas Cage in talks to star as himself in a movie about himself

(Thanks to Maryann)

TOP THAT, NEW YORK

Remember the Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish that was so popular back in the 90s? Well, a bar in Chicago now has more than 70 of them hanging on a wall singing popular songs in unison.

(Thanks to pharmaross, Ralph and Not My Usual Alias)

THESE PEOPLE HAVE A POINT

The University of Texas is giving its football stadium a face-lift, but people are saying the new 'Longhorn patio' looks like the female reproductive system

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ANOTHER LINK THAT MEN SHOULD UNDER NO CONDITION CLICK ON

...may be found here.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Doug Ogg)

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

Man Claims Wind Blew Bag Of Coke Into His Car

Guess the state.

(Thanks to EricY and pharmaross)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Manure driving Wisconsin push to prosecute journalists

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

MEN:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

LIKE NOAH'S ARK, DUDE

Forest of cannabis trees found stuffed in back of van trying to escape flood

(Thanks to John Lobert)

November 15, 2019

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Seriously.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

HOOSIER LEGAL COMMUNITY UPDATE

3 Indiana Judges Suspended After White Castle Brawl That Left 2 Of Them Wounded

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and Bill Hudgins)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE DAMN CONSTITUTION

Texas family told to take down snowman because too early for Christmas decorations

(Thanks to The Perts)

HE IS WELCOME TO SCOOT AND YODEL ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA

Erfurt man loses licence for drunk driving E-scooter and yodelling

(Thanks to Ralph)

November 14, 2019

THEN YOU CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR

There’s a Ride in Denmark Where They Just Toss You Off a 100 ft Tower

(Thanks to John Lobert)

JUST WHAT WE NEED

Nasa tracking devastating 230-kilotonne asteroid that could hit Earth in May 2022

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

SO HE CAN BE IN ANY LANE HE WANTS

Court rules Kentucky man can get ‘IM GOD’ license plate

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FIXER-UPPER

A decommissioned nuclear missile site that once housed the Titan II intercontinental ballistic missile is for sale

(Thanks to Roberto)

THEY NAMED HIM NARWHAL

Dog born with tail growing out of its head

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GETTING ENOUGH SUGAR IN OUR DIET

Twinkies cereal is now in the works

(Thanks to Ralph)

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET DAD THE 219-INCH TV...

...you should get him this.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THEY'RE GONNA BE EVEN WILDER

A stash of cocaine worth $22,000 hidden in an Italian forest by a gang of suspected drug dealers was reportedly destroyed by wild boars.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

November 13, 2019

YOU KNOW YOU NEED IT

Samsung unveils massive 219 inch TV called ‘The Wall’

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

AND IT LOOKS AS APPETIZING AS IT SOUNDS

Air Protein just created 'meat' made from air

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

WHAT, A GUY CAN'T BLOW OFF STEAM?

Arkansas cop suspended after he's caught on video dancing naked in club

(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson)

'EXTRA LEMON'

Hilton Head McDonald’s served man sweet tea with a side of weed, report says.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

A Florida Man pulled over Sunday night for driving recklessly told police that he “needed to get home in a hurry because he was cheating on his wife,”

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Jeff Meyerson and Fred Preller)

Possibly Related: Florida woman accused of setting boyfriend's home on fire after catching him cheating

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'ALCOHOL WAS LIKELY A FACTOR'

Florida Gators Fan Shoots His Friend During LSU-Alabama Argument

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT'S BACK!

And it's bigger than ever.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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