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November 20, 2019

IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Florida man had meth 'wedged deep within' belly button, cops say

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

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I'm sure nursecindy will have something hilarious interesting to say.

In other meth news .. "We didn’t want this to look like every other anti-drug campaign." Mission accomplished!

Also found in the suspect's belly button: a burrito, a Red Bull and $1.75 in quarters.

And he was just holding it for a friend, right?

Key quote:
Skelly... reportedly told an officer after the drugs were found that he "was just being dumb and not thinking."

He wouldn't be in this trouble if he had an "outie".

Overheard by officers during the search: "Hang on boys we're going in!".
I have a feeling this guy uses the dumb and not thinking excuse a lot.

Some people just make bad life choices. Sticking meth down where the sun don't shine is one of them.

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