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November 29, 2019

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND YOUR GOD ARE FREE TO GO

Asked whether he was firing a weapon, the man said, “My God was shooting.” He also said he was shooting.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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They also found a 9mm handgun, which is a 9mm gun fired in the hand, on the kitchen counter, and a shotgun.
Say what? Since when do you fire a 9mm in a hand while it's on a kitchen counter?

The picture of the cartridges cleared up any doubt I had about his existence.

The man was most upset over being in jail and missing out on Black Friday sales events. The voices kept telling him there were going to be some smoking deals on Holy Hand Grenades.

@nc - it was the HAND that was on the kitchen counter.

The grammar is clear about that.

Maybe.

Thank you markhh. Where is Mr. Language Person when you really need him?

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