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November 10, 2019

HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE CHICKEN PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

A Milwaukee man was caught driving drunk with a chicken on his shoulder, police say

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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As long as the chicken was directing him, I see no problem.

Soon we'll have no Constitutional rights left at all.

Col. Sanders: The Hard Years.

The sequel to "Ratatouille" is shaping up nicely.

As Foghorn Leghorn would have said to the police:

"I say officer, when I accepted a ride from this boy I didn't know he was as sharp as a bowling ball."

"...let you conscience be your guide.."

Frank Costanza (Seinfeld) famously observed that "you've got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster." The rooster has sex with the hen, he astutely deduced, "so who's having sex with the chicken?"

And now we know.

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