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November 27, 2019

FROM THAT HOTBED OF JOYFULNESS AND FESTIVITY, THE NEW BRUNSWICK DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH

‘Spread holiday cheer, not gonorrhea,’ Canadian health officials warn

(Thanks to Michael Parry and Allen at Division)

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I thought gonorrhea was the result of spreading certain holiday cheer. Get it together, "officials"!

If you don't spread, it won't get red.

Tis' the season to $crew safely,
FA LA LA LA THE FA LAAAa.

New Brunswickians dip their wicks have sex?
Who knew?

fractalist--I think the fact that there really are New Brunswickians answers your question.

In case of seasonal gonorrhea, wrap affected areas in swaddling clothes and anoint with frankincense and myrrh. If symptoms persist, flee into Egypt.

In other words, don't mess with the Ho Ho Hos.

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