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November 24, 2019

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

America Has 40 Million Pounds of Unused Bacon in Reserve

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says "We're going to need more lettuce and tomato.")

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Who would want used bacon?

O'er the ham parts....

Whaddya we want?
Bacon.
When do we want it?
NOW.

So there's a shortage that will drive the price UP, all because of the Chinese? Wow, we knew they were evil, but man....

Who knew we had a Strategic Bacon Reserve?

I volunteer for guard duty at the Strategic Bacon Reserve!

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