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November 10, 2019


Drunken Clearfield man placed in jail with his vacuum

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Maybe it's his emotional support vacuum.

I wonder if the vacuum might lead to, um, other problems.

This article SUCKS.

Did they read the Vacuum its rights?
If not then the whole case should be thrown out.

Because he was very lonely.

Who are we to judge ?

When a man really, really loves his vacuum cleaner...

Maybe in the time they spent together
they grew an attachment?

Meanwhile, he raised enough money to make bail by renting it out to the other inmates.

Otis? Is that you??

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