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November 25, 2019

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Alaska man arrested after drugs found in spoiled goat guts

(Thanks to John Lobert, Barry Nester and Ralph)

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I saw Rancid Goat Intestines open for GWAR.

For his own consumption? Just for fun, they should have agreed to release him if he'd actually eat some of those guts.

Great green gobs of greasy, grimy goat guts, and I forgot my (coke) spoon.

Takes guts to do that.

La Cabra (the goat) - The next Breaking Bad story

Defense lawyer at the trial:

"Your honor, my client had never seen that goat before he shot it for food. There was no way he could have known where that goat had been or what it had eaten."

Judge:
"I'm going to postpone this trial until some of this starts making sense."

That goat doesn't have the guts to try this again.

When it comes to rancid goat intestines, there's nobody can beat California! Discerning gourmets from around the world fly out there to replenish their stocks.

Incidentally, the Swahili word for goat is buzi (pronounced boozy). Not exactly relative to this story, but being too boozy can certainly rot the gut. j/s

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