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November 29, 2019


A 23-year-old lady, Halima Juma, was arrested with 23 ATM cards allegedly tucked inside her private parts.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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It could have been worse. She was maxed out.

Were they smart cards?
Just asking for a friend.

Is there a problem, officer?

That's no lady, that's my financial advisor.

I've always liked pockets. I would have thought the idea would have spread to other parts of the world

A friend pointed out that it is one card for each year.

So does she have a chip reader or not? From what I can tell, she both swiped and inserted the cards.

Now we know why it’s called a moneymaker.

There's something fishy about this story.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Time to clean the card reader. No computer sensor can read a "dirty swipe".

Someone needs a purse for Christmas.

"What's NOT in YOUR wallet?"

Halima Juma sounds like an alias.

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