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November 22, 2019

OOPS

Tesla claimed its pickup truck was ‘bulletproof’ — then smashed its windows with a metal ball

That truck can probably deflect bullets with sheer ugliness.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

TOTALLY LEGAL IN FLORIDA

Chippewa Falls police arrest man for 4th OWI, discover his license plates are made from beer case

(Thanks to Ralph)

IS ANYBODY REALLY SURPRISED?

Dog in Florida caught on camera behind the wheel of owner's car, doing donuts

As If It Didn't Already Have One: "And when the cops got the door open a black dog jumped out I was like, they should give that thing a license," Sabol said.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE 911

Woman calls 911 to ask for police escort to train station

(Thanks to The Perts)

EW

A man who suffered from a constant nosebleed was shocked to find a 3ins leech had been living in his nose for half a month.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

WE'RE PROUD TO KNOW THE MAN

Stephen King to be made into Funko Pop figurines

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(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

NOTHING SAYS 'THE BIRTH OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR' LIKE A GIANT SKIING MARMOT

Town's Christmas display splits opinion with giant skiing marmot

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

HEY, IT WORKS FOR SUPERMAN

A robbery suspect in England thought he could evade authorities with a new look: a pair of glasses.

(Thanks to Allen at Division and John Lobert, who says "I personally was fooled.")

NEXT HE'LL BE WORKING ON THE DAM

Man Helps Beaver Carry Large Branch Across Road

(Thanks to John Lobert)

LADIES, WE'RE JUST SAYING

Semen seems to help female fruit flies remember things better

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEDICAL CAREGIVER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Talk about going above and beyond.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Stan Ruth)

GUESS THE STATE

A 73-year-old man wearing a "Make America Great Again" shirt told a bank teller he was robbing that he gave him too much money, deputies said.

WTF: "I will make this easy," Hawkins told detectives during an interview. Detectives said Hawkins removed a tattered bank deposit slip from his pocket with a handwritten note that read, "Give me $1,100. Now, No Alarms, Hope to get caught."

(Thanks to pharmaross, MOTW, Fabian Marson, Steve Heller and Emily, Leslie and w)

MEANWHILE IN THE ONGOING FLATHEAD COUNTY CRIME WAVE

2:25 p.m. A cow was standing in the middle of the road in Bigfork.

(Thanks to bob Brogan)

GUYS

They're all the same.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

 
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