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November 10, 2019

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Man Arrested After Throwing Bottle At Bartender After She Changes Stereo From Black Sabbath To Christmas Music

(Thanks to wanderer2575)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

Aggressive gaggle of wild turkeys terrorizing 55-and-up community

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

You really don’t want to know.

(Thanks to Ralph)

CELLMATES

Drunken Clearfield man placed in jail with his vacuum

(Thanks to Ralph)

HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE CHICKEN PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

A Milwaukee man was caught driving drunk with a chicken on his shoulder, police say

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

MIT NEEDS TO STOP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

But it’s already too late.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “I can see now that I’ve lived too long.”)

MAYBE HE SHOULD CONSIDER A PRIUS

Buyer smashes £200,000 Porsche supercar in five-car pileup during TEST drive just minutes away from the showroom

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

‘HAPPY BALL WANT OUTSIDE’

Dog Learns To Communicate Using Custom Soundboard

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “Send this dog to Washington!”)

 
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