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Gender reveal stunt led to plane crash in Texas

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

‘A BOLD, BUT FLAWED, ARGUMENT’

Convicted killer claims he’s done serving life sentence because he died years ago

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Peter M and Doug Ogg)

THAT SHOULD DO IT

Yamraj, lord of death, has been deployed to discourage people from trespassing on Western Railway’s heavily used suburban lines in Mumbai.

(Thanks to Ralph)

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DUDE AND DUDETTE

California couple who run a marijuana blog together celebrate their marriage by smoking custom his-and-hers BONGS at the wedding

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEANWHILE IN THE ARTS

Woman's sex toy sparks terror alert at Vienna concert hall when her handbag starts vibrating after she handed it in to the cloakroom

(Thanks Emily, Leslie and w)

SHE IS WELCOME TO DRIVE, AND SLEEP, ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA

Woman caught using BMW convertible to transport a double bed

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHO DOESN’T ENJOY WATCHING BOOBIES IN ACTION?

Amazing Coordinated Dive Bombing by a Flock of Blue-Footed Boobies

(Thanks to John Lobert)

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY...

...along with a resumé.

(Thanks to John Lobert)