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November 07, 2019

SOUNDS PAINFUL

This blog's old journalisming pal Bob Morris passed along this email, which was sent to him under the subject line "Bob, what's worse than a misaligned shaft?"

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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

A third of California methane traced to a few super-emitters

(Thanks to Rick Stevenson, who says “You know who you are.”)

BOLO

Bigfoot is missing.

(Thanks to SuZie Q Wacvet and pharmaross)

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Woman Drives Into Open Landscaping Trailer In Northampton, Blames Foggy Windshield

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

ASSUMING THERE ARE NO UNEXPECTED DELAYS

Canadian man told his curb, damaged 26 years ago, to be repaired in 2037

(Thanks to Steve K.)

WE CLAIM MUSTARD

Startup insurance provider Lemonade is trying to make the best of a sour situation after T-Mobile parent Deutsche Telekom claimed it owns the exclusive rights to the color magenta. 

(Thanks to Dave N., who says “We should start grabbing up the other colors before they're gone.”) 

WHAT’S THAT SOUND?

Man had family of cockroaches living inside ear canal, report says

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

THE LEGAL LIMIT IS 23

Avondale dad driving drunk with toddler in car had 24 open containers, police say

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

 
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