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November 06, 2019

NO, THEY’RE NOT

Beard Lights Are A Real Trend This Christmas

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Pringles to release 'turducken' flavored chips

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TOTALLY WORTH IT

Woman Backing Up To Take Picture Of Mom Almost Falls Into Grand Canyon

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

3:14 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that she had given her boyfriend another chance after having a major fight but they’ve been fighting for three days and she’s starting to think that this guy is not the one

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

‘AN AMUSING CHRISTMAS GIFT TO HIS WIFE’

Dad wants to 'immortalise' his sperm by turning it into a vasectomy ring

(Thanks to John Lobert and Bob Brogan)

DUH

When Sex Is On Our Minds, Lying Comes Naturally

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Al Barkafski and Mark Schlesinger, who says “Since I'm already a 30-year-old billionaire with a startling resemblance to Brad Pitt, I wouldn't know anything about this myself.”)

YOUR WASHINGTON JOKE HERE

A man has had a 12cm-long flesh-eating tapeworm removed from his head which had been slowly eating his brain for the past 15 years.

(Thanks to pharmaross, John Lobert and Bob Brogan)

NO FLAWS IN THIS PLAN THAT WE CAN DETECT

Louisiana man wanted to avoid DUI so stole motorized shopping cart to bar hop, police say

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and Jeff Meyerson)

 
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