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October 28, 2019

WE'RE NOT WORRIED, BECAUSE IT POSSESSES A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

A 2,000-pound great white shark is swimming off the coast of Florida

Related: A shark bit a surfer in Florida after the man jumped on the animal over the weekend, according to officials.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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The shark was then rushed to the marine hospital after complaing of disgusting taste and upset stomach.

The shark is the process of hiring another shark...a personal injury lawyer.

I'm waiting for a "surfer bites shark" article.
It's only a matter of time.

The Oregon Highway Department is on full red alert.

A shark once bit my sister.
-The Moose

Supposed to jump over it, not on it. Fonz Handbook.

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