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We all have our crosses to bear...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | October 29, 2019 at 11:11 AM
She's going to be assigned A LOT of "Our Fathers" at her next confession.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 29, 2019 at 12:07 PM
"Your honor, it was self defense. Mom grew two huge fangs and started hissing so I did the only thing anyone could have done when attacked by a vampire."
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 29, 2019 at 12:18 PM
Was it a right cross, or a left cross?
Trivia: 45 years ago today was the "Thrilla in Manila" where Muhammad Ali defeated Joe Frasier.
Geezer bus passes to those who remember to "float like a butterfly".
I still miss hearing Howard Cosell's voice on Wide World of Sports.
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 29, 2019 at 12:46 PM
Arriving on track one, express straight to Hell for mister Martinez.
ALL ABOARD!
Posted by: ImNotDave | October 29, 2019 at 12:48 PM
I see her winning boxing championships if whe gets a left hook to go with her right cross.
Posted by: JG | October 29, 2019 at 01:49 PM
Someone has made a handsome down payment on a private lagoon in the Lake of Fire.
Posted by: 655321 | October 29, 2019 at 02:08 PM
PirateBoy: "And sting like a bee!"
Posted by: C. "Thunder Lizard" Robbin | October 29, 2019 at 04:23 PM
Mother, you think I'm cross? I'll show you "cross".
Posted by: ChrisinVa | October 29, 2019 at 07:33 PM
This maneuver is recommended during exorcism. It works every time.
Posted by: Qaz | October 29, 2019 at 07:34 PM
PB, I'll claim one of those passes, and do an imitation of old Howard saying, "Cassius Clay, or Muhammad Ali, as you will!"
Posted by: pogo | October 29, 2019 at 07:52 PM
PirateBoy, pogo, when I was in college, Cosell came to speak there. He actually was a large man, big-shouldered. But he had this little tiny head, so it made for a very odd appearance.
Very interesting guy. As a Texan, I found him difficult to listen to, but I actually sort of liked Ol' Hah'rd (as Don Meredith said it).
Posted by: Rod Nunley | October 29, 2019 at 09:14 PM
Around that time there was a boxer/wrestler in Australia who used
“Dance like an elephant, hit like a bus”
Posted by: Zaphod | October 30, 2019 at 07:12 AM
All, I remember Howard Cosell. I had a cousin who would do a pretty good impersonation of him. Cosell and Dandy Don announcing Monday Night Football: he could go all the way.
Posted by: MOTW | October 30, 2019 at 12:54 PM