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October 06, 2019


Florida man arrested after pulling machete on woman who refused to date him

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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A replacement cut up FL Driver's License is on the way.


Advice to Florida Man: Try sending her flowers and offering to take her out to a nice dinner before resorting to desperate measures.

If that doesn't win her over, cut (so to speak) out the cutting threat.

The way to her heart...is through her chest, of course. (Though, I hear the abdomen is more expedient.)

Was that Susy's ex?...

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