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October 27, 2019

THE PERFECT CRIME

A Seattle man broke into an office building, ate $200 worth of chocolate, and collapsed in a sugar coma

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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Inmate 1: I'm Bubba and this here's Spike.
Inmate 2: Hey. I'm unnamed from the news story.
Inmate 1: What're you in for?
Inmate 2: Eating too much gourmet chocolate.
Inmate 1: No, I'm serious. I'm here for assault with a deadly weapon. Spike's here for robbery. Now what did you do: shake down a vending machine or rob a trick-or-treater?
Inmate 2: Oh .. I get it. Breaking and entering, resisting arrest. That sort of thing.

The case against the chocolate burglar was dropped when the district attorney couldn't display the evidence against him in court.

Oh, the evidence will come out eventually...

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