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October 11, 2019

OBJECTION

Convicted bank robber makes 5-day closing speech to court

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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The judge should have told him he'd get one year's sentence per minute of oration.

I'm sure his loquaciousness will endear him to his fellow inmates.

In Texas, the judge would have ordered an immediate hanging sentence after the first hour.

In America, criminals who can't shut up don't go to jail—they go to Washington.

I agree with Le Petomane. Our N.C. judges would have told him to wrap it up after the first 30 minutes or else.

You don't send a guy with this kind of talent to prison. You give him Chris Matthew's job.

@Le Pet - he should be hanged and quartered, in that order. Quartered and hanged would be difficult.

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