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Maybe she couldn't find an ashtray, OK?
She looks nice.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 01, 2019 at 09:04 AM
She is showing positive signs of her graciousness by admitting she copes with stress by stealing
Posted by: man tom | October 01, 2019 at 10:02 AM
Meet Heather Mayeux.
Hard pass.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 01, 2019 at 10:54 AM
He's lucky. She could have elected to put it out on some other body part.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | October 01, 2019 at 11:18 AM
Maybe she thought it was Ash Wednesday?
Posted by: Rudolph | October 01, 2019 at 12:21 PM
Can they give more jail time for duck lips?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | October 01, 2019 at 01:14 PM
My thoughts exactly Burt Macklin. I hate it when people do that in selfies. Actually, I hate selfies no matter how you pose.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 01, 2019 at 03:08 PM
She was just helping her nutty boyfriend make an ash out of himself.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 01, 2019 at 06:52 PM
She told him that he was a real butt head.
Posted by: Heywood | October 01, 2019 at 11:26 PM