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October 23, 2019

’TIS THE SEASON ALREADY?

‘Drunk Santa’ busted for burglary in California

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

YOUR POINT?

Most parents steal from their kids’ Halloween candy, survey says

(Thanks to Ralph)

100 PERCENT LEGAL ON THE STREETS OF MIAMI

Scientists have trained rats to drive tiny cars to collect food

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

OR AT LEAST FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

Lawyers argue Happy the elephant should have the same rights as humans

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says “I would first discuss if lawyers should have the same right as humans.“) 

POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON

Underage man allegedly stole toilet seat from bar

Apparently there’s an age at which you can legally steal toilet seats.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

GUY DADS IN ACTION

Mom spots terrifying 'ghost baby' in son's crib; says she 'could kill' husband after learning cause

(Thanks to David Knight)

ATTENTION, CRAZY PEOPLE:

Florida needs python hunters.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE’LL JUST GO TO A BAR, THANKS

Scariest haunted house in U.S. requires 40-page waiver, doctor’s note, safe word

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

PLACED THERE BY THE SQUIRRELS

A shipment of 900 brand new Mercedes-Benz cars has been stopped from entering the country and ordered back to its port of origin after a rare snail was found.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THE PRIZE: A FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

1,000-year-old gnarled oak that was mentioned in the Domesday Book is named Britain's Tree Of The Year

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

 
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