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October 12, 2019

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY...

...along with a pillow.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IT’S A SIGN

Beer all over Mormon church parking lot after truck crashes

(Thanks to pharmaross, Doug Ogg and Ralph)

CLOSE ENOUGH

Bride ordered peacock-themed wedding cake but got a ‘lopsided turkey with leprosy’

(Thanks to MOTW)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE COWSILLS

Durian stink causes Rouge 767 emergency landing

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

AND IN SPORTS

San Diego Padres pitcher Jacob Nix was arrested Sunday for criminal trespassing after trying to get into an Arizona house through a doggy door, prompting a resident of the home to kick him and use a stun gun on him, according to police.

Shocker: Nix told police that he thought he was at his own home, even though he doesn't have a doggy door and usually enters through the front door. He could not explain and would not elaborate further why he tried to enter someone else's house. Court documents said he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

A FLORIDA LAWSUIT IS ON THE WAY

Portland has the worst drivers in the country, report says

(Thanks to B’game)

 
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