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October 10, 2019

BETTER THAN SEASHELLS

Family on SC vacation pulls 44 pounds of cocaine from ocean

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Willistown has launched its Spotted Lanternfly SMASH-A-THON.

(Thanks to Deb in Rochester NY)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Missouri bar charges customers by the hour instead of by the drink

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SHOWING INITIATIVE

Police in New Jersey say a church bingo night went awry after an allegation that two players had taped a called number onto their card to claim a bingo win.

(Thanks to Le Petomane and John Lobert)

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Cows painted like zebras fend off flies better, study says

(Thanks to Ralph)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Squirrels hide more than 200 walnuts under hood of Pa. couple’s car

(Thanks to pretty much everybody on Earth)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Calgary Zoo confirms panda not pregnant

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

'HEAVIER THAN A MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE'

New England Giant Pumpkin Weigh-off won by 2,295-pound gourd

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

A Florida woman who was previously arrested for burning down a 3,500-year-old tree while smoking methamphetamine was arrested last week on charges of trafficking meth, authorities said.

(Thanks to The OssBoss)

GET READY

A Full Beaver Moon Is Coming in November

(Thanks to Ralph)

ALWAYS A SOUND LEGAL STRATEGY

According to the report, while waiting for discharge paperwork to be finished, Jenkins came out from his room dressed as a doctor, wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, and tried to run out of the hospital’s emergency room doors.

(Thanks to Ross Couples)

DOLPHINS VS. REDSKINS

It's gonna be a barn-burner. Or at least it's gonna smell like a burning barn. 

 
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