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September 04, 2019


Sidney Crosby Admits He's Been Wearing Same Jock Strap Since High School

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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I think it's safe to assume he's single and friendless.

I use my high school jock strap to tow my travel trailer.

Wearing an old, stinky jockstrap for decades is offensive to others and is detrimental to your love life...

which begs the question...

When was the last time he had a good puck?

Didn't Sidney Crosby's Jockstrap open for Zappa?

Cindy, he makes more than enough money not to be friendless.

This makes no sense. Jock strap technology has advanced so much since then.

I'm sure that jock strap is no longer authorized by the NFL. He'll need to find a new one that is approved.

Keep the strap, dump the jock.

I can't help but wonder if that jockstrap has ever been inside a washing machine. If not, this could be the first time a Hazmat unit has been called out to secure and remove a polluted, dirty jockstrap.
The smell alone should be strong enough to knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.

And you wonder why females would fake death to avoid males. Wonder no more.

Since "midget" league he's had this?

His jock strap has had a twitter account since 2015, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.


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