« Previous | Main | Next »

September 22, 2019

WE TOTALLY BELIEVE HER

Suspected drunken driver claims squirrel forced her off Oregon cliff, authorities say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

The bad publicity never ends. The squirrels need a new press agent.

@Clankie - Yep, just like Ghengis Khan and Hitler. And the Bubonic plague.

They have excellent press. All those local news and movie and children's book authors who portray them as cute.

This is why I always drive with my windows rolled up. You just never know when a squirrel is going to slip in and try to wrestle the steering wheel away from you.

Those fluffy-tailed vermin run along my back fence and drive my dog's crazy.

Sadly, even here in Texas, you can't shoot them off the fence inside city limits.

If she was intoxicated, I'm actually rooting in favor of the squirrel.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise