WE MIGHT AS WELL TEAR UP THE CONSTITUTION

A Brooklyn, N.Y., man, previously arrested for stealing beer and ravioli from a local supermarket, was arrested again after police found him sleeping outside a deli wearing nothing but a hot pink thong.

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert, pharmaross and DaninDallas)

Comments

[man tom]

If we are going to be judgemental, let's look on the positive side of the situation.

[Clankie]

Probably jonesing for a cameo in a Twisted Sister video.

[markhh]

So ... what was the illegal part?

[pogo]

Would it have been OK if the thong was blue?

[Le Petomane]

Aside from stealing, this dude needs to know just how lucky he is he's not in Texas, where any man wearing nothing but a hot pink thong could be greeted at the state line by: "Get a rope!"

[nursecindy]

Le Petomane, here in certain parts of N.C., S.C., and Georgia they'd already be holding the rope when he crossed the state line.

[pharmaross]

They always end up in Floridaaaa!

https://youtu.be/DMmU2M_36WU

[ImNotDave]

Didn't Hot Pink Thong open for Barenaked Ladies?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Don't blame Brooklyn! This happened in posh Connecticut.

[Le Petomane]

@ nursecindy---I think I might like the South. I almost had a job examining a gold mine in NC some years ago, but the company decided against it shortly before I was to leave. Interesting, the first gold rush in the US started in NC back in 1799 when 12 Y/O Conrad Reed found a 17 pound nugget in a creek. The California gold rush came much later.
I was advised, however,that if I heard banjo music when I was there, I should run away.