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September 24, 2019


Gujarat 'fart competition' fails as no one passes wind

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Women across the world rejoice.

Oh, the humanity!
Don't they understand that a fart is natures 'safety valve' to prevent people from exploding?

Next time, mandatory consumption of baked beans during warm-ups.

If you are disappointed by the lack of wind, I suggest you look up "The Crepitation Contest" (aka The Battle at Thuderblow) on YouTube. This is a 1946 party record that is what we flatulence enthusiasts aspire to. Australian Paul Boomer takes on Lord Windesmear.

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