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September 25, 2019

TOTALLY WARRANTED

7:35 p.m. A Kalispell man was screaming at his new neighbors. His core complaint with his new neighbors was that they were from New York.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, Roberto and pharmaross)

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Yeah, here in Texas we'd respond to this with, "Get a rope."

10:02 A.M.--Some dogs would not stop barking.

10:55 A.M.--A Kalispel man called to complain that his neighbor was complaining about his dogs barking.

11:04 A.M.--A fight broke out at a local casino.

We wonder if possibly there could have been a connection here?

Here in N.C. we're fine with people from New York or even Boston. Just as long as they're nice and eventually shut up about how much better things are up North.

6:45 a.m. A man wanted to press charges against his boss because she was mean.

I would have responded: "Get in line buddy.."

Well, the dogs on Main Street howl 'cause they understand; if I could take one moment into my hand. Mister, I ain't a boy, no, I'm a man, and I believe in the Promised Land.

Happy belated birthday, Boss...

Blame the New Yorker for the howling dogs.

10:34 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because he’s been having trouble with trespassers. When asked what evidence he had, he reported that there was a “depression in the grass.”

The New Yorkers were just messin' with his head...

The Kalispell man who was screaming at his new neighbors because they were from New York is lucky they weren't from New Jersey. Or so I am informed.

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