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It's coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please won't you help me
I feel like I'm slipping away
It's hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving
Lord have mercy,
I'm burning a hole where I lay
It's just a hunk, a hunk of burning fake vagina
Posted by: man tom | September 30, 2019 at 04:07 PM
man tom, that perp's a hunk-a punk-a burnin' thief.
Posted by: MOTW | September 30, 2019 at 04:10 PM
MOTW - when his chest was a-heavin' his actions were a dead giveaway.
Posted by: man tom | September 30, 2019 at 04:16 PM
He did it his way.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2019 at 04:22 PM
Maybe he's just lonesome tonight.
Posted by: Rudolph | September 30, 2019 at 04:32 PM
He was all shook up.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 30, 2019 at 04:51 PM
Fake Vaginas opened for Bananarama.
Posted by: OldPhil | September 30, 2019 at 08:23 PM
Looks like someone is going to have a Blue Christmas.
Posted by: Marc | September 30, 2019 at 11:03 PM
This is the second story on Dave's blog out of New Zealand in two days. Looks like NZ has become the Florida of the Southern Hemisphere.
Posted by: Mike in Dayton | October 01, 2019 at 11:59 AM
Thank you...thank you very much.
Posted by: chet | October 01, 2019 at 03:23 PM
Hey! How do we really know he looked like Elvis? They could have at least provided the mug shot!
Posted by: I'm not owning this comment | October 03, 2019 at 12:58 PM