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September 30, 2019

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

A man bearing a strong resemblance to Elvis Presley has been accused of stealing a fake vagina from a New Zealand sex shop, prompting a police investigation.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Doug Ogg)

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It's coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please won't you help me
I feel like I'm slipping away
It's hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving
Lord have mercy,
I'm burning a hole where I lay

It's just a hunk, a hunk of burning fake vagina

man tom, that perp's a hunk-a punk-a burnin' thief.

MOTW - when his chest was a-heavin' his actions were a dead giveaway.

He did it his way.

Maybe he's just lonesome tonight.

He was all shook up.

Fake Vaginas opened for Bananarama.

Looks like someone is going to have a Blue Christmas.

This is the second story on Dave's blog out of New Zealand in two days. Looks like NZ has become the Florida of the Southern Hemisphere.

Thank you...thank you very much.

Hey! How do we really know he looked like Elvis? They could have at least provided the mug shot!

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