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September 18, 2019

THAT SHOULD DO IT

Russian priests spray holy water from plane to stop 'alcohol use' and 'fornication'

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez, who says "You're gonna need a bigger plane.")

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If it works, we can have them spray Washington, D.C.

How was this supposed to work? The holy water wouldn't have reached its intended targets, because they'd have all been inside the bars.

"Holy waterfall, Batman."

Whenever we have a Holy Day at my church I always make sure to sit towards the back because for some reason, when my priest sprinkles the Holy Water, I get drenched if I'm close to the front. I've never understood it.

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