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September 22, 2019


A woman bicycling topless down the center of U.S. Highway 98 on Okaloosa Island turned out to be a shoplifting suspect fleeing the scene of a crime, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office.

“When a deputy pulled alongside and told her to stop, the woman replied ‘Make me,’ ” the news release said.

You know the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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DO they need to import them from out of state? Apparently she is "a Baton Rouge resident." Does Florida not have enough topless shoplifters of its own?

I picture Dirty Harry changing his iconic line, "go ahead and make my day" to, "make me".

Sorry blog guys. No mug shot with this one.

Au contraire nursecindy...


Such an inconspicuous getaway outfit. What could possibly go wrong?

No mug shot? Fake news.

That's never a good line to use when the cops pull you over. nursecindy told me.

Not gonna let 'em catch me, no,
Not gonna let 'em catch,
The topless ri-der

"Topless woman busted for stealing t-shirt"

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