SHE AROUSED SUSPICION

A woman bicycling topless down the center of U.S. Highway 98 on Okaloosa Island turned out to be a shoplifting suspect fleeing the scene of a crime, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office.

“When a deputy pulled alongside and told her to stop, the woman replied ‘Make me,’ ” the news release said.

You know the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

DO they need to import them from out of state? Apparently she is "a Baton Rouge resident." Does Florida not have enough topless shoplifters of its own?

[man tom]

I picture Dirty Harry changing his iconic line, "go ahead and make my day" to, "make me".

[nursecindy]

Sorry blog guys. No mug shot with this one.

[pharmaross]

Au contraire nursecindy...

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[Rod Nunley]

Such an inconspicuous getaway outfit. What could possibly go wrong?

[OldPhil]

No mug shot? Fake news.

[Jeff Meyerson]

That's never a good line to use when the cops pull you over. nursecindy told me.

[pogo]

♪
Not gonna let 'em catch me, no,
Not gonna let 'em catch,
The topless ri-der
♫

[Steve Kitsko]

"Topless woman busted for stealing t-shirt"