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September 11, 2019

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Would you try zapping your penis with 'the Rocket' to treat erectile dysfunction at home?

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “a taser for your todger.”)

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Sounds like a textbook case of "the cure is worse than the disease." Or, in this case, "the cure causes the disease."

Not clicking the linky, no how, no way.

wanderer2575, bananas are involved in the story.
If I were a man today I'd wear a cup all the time. I'd also try to stay away from weird women like this.

No.

This has to be a scam. There is no way buying some "rocket gadget" for big bucks to take home and stroke it on a banana to cure erectile dysfunction could possibly work.

Just stop listening to Sam Smith songs. It should have the same effect.

My buddy says he just walks around on the carpet for a while and zaps it. If that doesn't work, He just slaps it around for minute or two. That usually does the trick.

Sure, you go first.

Stephanie can treat any condition of mine without that stupid Rocket--she's inspiring by herself!

I tend to ignore any product that uses the words "zapping" and "penis".

"It sends sound waves through the penis to encourage blood flow and the creation of new blood vessels."

AC/DC?

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