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September 20, 2019

IT WAS A CONSENTING CONE

Man caught performing sex act on cleaning cone at Wigan train station

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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"Smith later expressed extreme regret and said he understood how the situation could have been interpreted."

What?????????

George Orwell is turning over in his grave.

Beldar! This miserable human has been honing our offspring unit!

Good one, Primaat.

I can't stop thinking of the logistics. Starting with where did he stick it? Where there sharp edges? Did he use any lubrication? How tall was the cone? Did he fold or smoosh it down?

So many questions...

I hope he at least bought the cleaning cone a nice dinner beforehand...

It's beginning to dawn on Mr. Smith that instead of a cleaning cone, he should have had sex with The Cone of Silence.

Can you guess how he would have explained it ot the ER if he had gotten his willie stuck?

Is there video? No? Good.

There is nothing more sexually attractive than a consenting cone.

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