IT WAS A CONSENTING CONE
Man caught performing sex act on cleaning cone at Wigan train station
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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"Smith later expressed extreme regret and said he understood how the situation could have been interpreted."
What?????????
Posted by: maryqos | September 20, 2019 at 10:36 AM
George Orwell is turning over in his grave.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 20, 2019 at 11:10 AM
Beldar! This miserable human has been honing our offspring unit!
Posted by: Primaat | September 20, 2019 at 11:42 AM
Good one, Primaat.
I can't stop thinking of the logistics. Starting with where did he stick it? Where there sharp edges? Did he use any lubrication? How tall was the cone? Did he fold or smoosh it down?
So many questions...
Posted by: vaporsmith | September 20, 2019 at 02:07 PM
I hope he at least bought the cleaning cone a nice dinner beforehand...
Posted by: Trent | September 20, 2019 at 04:57 PM
It's beginning to dawn on Mr. Smith that instead of a cleaning cone, he should have had sex with The Cone of Silence.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 20, 2019 at 05:53 PM
Can you guess how he would have explained it ot the ER if he had gotten his willie stuck?
Posted by: Mikey123 | September 21, 2019 at 11:08 AM
Is there video? No? Good.
Posted by: padraig | September 21, 2019 at 11:35 AM
There is nothing more sexually attractive than a consenting cone.
Posted by: man tom | September 21, 2019 at 11:52 AM