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September 30, 2019

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOWS AND GO

Driver stopped by cops said he was speeding because of passengers FARTING

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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YOU ARE FREE TO ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOWS AND GO

Ummmm... please don't roll down the window and "go". Please wait for a toilet.

He should have said they had diarrhea.

Man's greatest invention, power windows, have eliminated the frantic rolling.

My school bus driver would need to achieve the speed of light, with 20 11-year old boys inside.

A fart is natures safety valve to keep people from exploding. Google Mr. Creosote to better understand the reason we fart.

Me and another had this experience and hurt each feels.
After we were not speaking we both discovered the
sound and smell originated from the guy passed out in
the back seat.

“We couldn’t help but smile at his cheek."

Uh...don't get too close to his cheek.

Heaven, I'm in heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing, cheek to (FART) cheek

Passengers like that are why old cars had manual vents on the floor under the dashboard. Dave knows what I'm talking about.

Poor journalism. The author neglected to point out that all the excuses in the article were from the same guy.

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