IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOWS AND GO
Driver stopped by cops said he was speeding because of passengers FARTING
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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Driver stopped by cops said he was speeding because of passengers FARTING
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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YOU ARE FREE TO ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOWS AND GO
Ummmm... please don't roll down the window and "go". Please wait for a toilet.
Posted by: markhh | September 30, 2019 at 03:57 PM
He should have said they had diarrhea.
Posted by: Rudolph | September 30, 2019 at 05:07 PM
Man's greatest invention, power windows, have eliminated the frantic rolling.
Posted by: Clankie | September 30, 2019 at 07:33 PM
My school bus driver would need to achieve the speed of light, with 20 11-year old boys inside.
Posted by: Qaz | September 30, 2019 at 07:57 PM
A fart is natures safety valve to keep people from exploding. Google Mr. Creosote to better understand the reason we fart.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 30, 2019 at 08:04 PM
Me and another had this experience and hurt each feels.
After we were not speaking we both discovered the
sound and smell originated from the guy passed out in
the back seat.
Posted by: Dennis 71-72 | September 30, 2019 at 08:07 PM
“We couldn’t help but smile at his cheek."
Uh...don't get too close to his cheek.
Posted by: OldPhil | September 30, 2019 at 08:17 PM
Heaven, I'm in heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing, cheek to (FART) cheek
Posted by: ImNotDave | October 01, 2019 at 08:51 AM
Passengers like that are why old cars had manual vents on the floor under the dashboard. Dave knows what I'm talking about.
Posted by: padraig | October 01, 2019 at 10:01 AM
Poor journalism. The author neglected to point out that all the excuses in the article were from the same guy.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | October 01, 2019 at 11:16 AM