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September 28, 2019

Police: Woman walked along Charlotte Pike completely nude "because it's hot"

(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson)

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Holly came from Miami F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,

Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

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Posted by: man tom | September 28, 2019 at 11:12 AM

Charlotte Pike used to be hot, but she hasn't been a movie for years.

Posted by: Clankie | September 28, 2019 at 11:48 AM

If being topless is legal now, therefore being completely naked is only half a crime, I think. I got my law degree from a Chinese internet site.

Posted by: Qaz | September 28, 2019 at 01:56 PM

If she had been truly hot, no one would have complained.

Posted by: ChrisinVA | September 28, 2019 at 07:16 PM

"Don't look Ethel!" But it was too late, she had already
been incensed.

Posted by: Le Petomane | September 28, 2019 at 08:03 PM

"It's hot, but you're not". You put your clothes on.
(Joins le Pet on the geezer bus.)

Posted by: Rintinglen | September 30, 2019 at 01:10 PM

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