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September 11, 2019


Man sets fire to mulch outside KFC to 'keep away the mosquitoes'

Note that because of this blog’s Strict Policy, we are not drawing undue attention to the suspect’s name.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)


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"Try my new compost flavored BBQ chicken -- it's finger lickin' good!"

Just before chasing away the mosquitoes, Crump was spotted washing his hands at the beverage bar after swatting a number of flies that were buzzing him.

If the fake chicken nuggets are out of stock for a few weeks, we'll know the rumors are true.

He looks so surprised, I'll assume it didn't work.

Unanswered question: Did he chase the mosquitoes away or not?

He has that Single look about him, ladies.

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